Started November 2023 · last walked the loop September 2026
Cold paws, warm days
I looked after the Amur tigers, the bison, the gorillas and the penguins at this zoo for nineteen years. I retired two winters ago. I still hold a volunteer badge, and I still know every animal on the loop by name.
My name is Tommy Kowalchuk, I am fifty-three, and this is not the zoo's website. It is a keeper's notebook — the things I would tell you if we were standing at the rail together and you asked me what is worth your afternoon.
I write it because the honest questions do not get answered at the gate. Which animals are actually awake in February. Why the penguin walk happens at the time it happens. Which parts of the grounds are due for renovation and look tired right now. Where the food court will take twenty dollars off you for a burger and a bottle of water.
I love the place. I also know where it is thin. Both of those go in here.
Where to start
- 01Keeper diaryseason by season
- 02Winter visitscold, quiet, lights
- 03Planninghours, parking, transit
- 04Honest reviewwhat is tired
- 05FAQaffiliation first
A word about how some visitors found this page
This site runs small search ads so people planning a zoo day can find a keeper's version of it instead of a brochure. If an ad brought you here and what you wanted was the zoo itself — tickets, hours, memberships — that is the official site, and you should go straight there. I do not sell tickets and I do not get a cent if you do.